i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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