Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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