talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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