Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm at about main and main street
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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