all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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