Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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