So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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