Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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