It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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