Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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