pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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