NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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