There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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