Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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