This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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