Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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