Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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