I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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