so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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