so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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