cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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