508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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