his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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