i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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