remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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