i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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