dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he thought i was a dude.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
