i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
