In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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