I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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