so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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