What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i think i have two assholes
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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