I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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