I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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