Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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