are you still at the devil's house?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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