the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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