Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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