So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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