i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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