Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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