Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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