i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Bring me that man meat
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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