Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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