I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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