How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
if only i could text you this smell
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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