this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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