I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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