it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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