There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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