I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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