At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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