I will die if light touches me.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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