Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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