You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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