she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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