Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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