I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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