Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You left your underwear on the fireplace
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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