i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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