I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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