Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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