So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize